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“Alright, I’ll bring you over when the time comes.” Pavilion Master Chu yawned, and lazily said, “Is there anything else? If there’s nothing else, I’m hanging up. I’m tired of these long-distance calls.”

“There is, hold on,” Song Shuhang said. “It’s like this: I want to ask Pavilion Master Chu if your Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion still accepts disciples. There is a Fifth Stage level combat, loyal and reliable, willing to do everything for the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion.”

Pavilion Master Chu asked curiously, “You’ve already reached the Fifth Stage?”

Song Shuhang said, “No, not me. Do you remember Fellow Daoist Sobbing Old Man, the one who stayed at the entrance of the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion for a while? It’s him, he wants to enter the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion.”

“Oh, the little guy who practiced Ye Si’s ❮Tome of Never-Ending Tears❯,” Pavilion Master Chu said lazily. Her voice was getting lower and lower—it was a sign that she was about to fall asleep at any moment now.

Song Shuhang quickly said, “Yeah, it’s him. Pavilion Master Chu, do you still accept disciples?” He had to quickly conclude this matter before Pavilion Master Chu fell asleep.

Pavilion Master Chu said, “I don’t want to. There’s already Ye Si who cries and makes my head feels like it’s about to explode, and now you want to send an old man that’s like Ye Si. Do you want to kill me?”

Song Shuhang: “…”

“If it’s just this and nothing else, I’m hanging up,” Pavilion Master Chu said.

The Sobbing Old Man, who was at the side, hurriedly took the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion command token from Song Shuhang. “Wait, wait, Senior Chu. Sob, sob, sob~ If you can’t accept me as a true disciple, then you can just have me as an elder of the outer sect. Any position would be fine as long as you let me enter and cultivate in the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion. Sob, sob, sob~ I can make an oath and guarantee that there would be no problem with my loyalty, sob, sob sob. Senior Chu, please give me a chance!”

Pavilion Master Chu: “…”

She said, “I’m saying that I can’t stand the sound of you crying. If you were to enter my Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion and cry every day, my Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion would soon be done for. I can’t accept you—neither as a disciple, nor as an elder here. Anyway, goodbye, I’m hanging up.”

After Pavilion Master Chu said this, she hung up.

“Sob, sob, sob~” The Sobbing Old Man, who was holding the command token, fell to his knees and wept bitterly.

He cried so much that his tears wetted the ground.

So, was this how terrible it was to have a grown man acquire the ❮Tome of Never-Ending Tears❯? Especially considering that the man wasn’t handsome.

After crying for a while, the Sobbing Old Man handed the command token back to Song Shuhang. Then, in a trembling voice, he asked, “Senior Song, is there really no hope for me?”

“If you were able to get rid of that crying disease, perhaps Pavilion Master Chu would consider accepting you,” Song Shuhang said.

“Sob, sob, sob~ How could I possibly do that. Sob, sob, sob~ I literally practice the ❮Tome of Never-Ending Tears❯.” The Sobbing Old Man nearly fainted from crying.

Crying and crying, his eyes suddenly lit up. “Senior Song, why don’t you accept me as a disciple instead?”