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Chapter 1054: Taking a head with a saber from a thousand miles away, with the long journey to retrieve the treasured saber beginningTranslator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

Frice Reckless Mad Saber: “I originally wanted to put a four-meter-long saber, but since I only had a hammer, I went with it. In order to make up for it, I added some lightning onto it. Unfortunately, little friend Soft Feather isn’t online; otherwise, the photo after being edited would definitely look even better with her skills. Generally speaking, this is how I picture the ❮Blade Dragging Technique❯ in my mind.” Frice Reckless Mad Saber sent the message, satisfied.

Wandering Monk Profound Principle: “👍🏼”

Fairy Lychee: “Although I feel like Thrice Reckless is someone who really likes to seek death, when looking at this photo, I can’t stop myself from laughing.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Same here. I feel a little sorry for little friend Shuhang, but… the photo really matches how the ❮Blade Dragging Technique❯ should look. It feels great, ahaha.”

True Monarch Northern River: “This look and shape feel rather familiar, where have I seen it before?”

“I just edited the photo randomly; if it looks similar to something else, then it’s purely a coincidence,” Frice Reckless Mad Saber said.

Tyrannical Saber Song One: “👋🏼 Fairy Lychee, Senior Phoenix Slayer, Senior Thrice Reckless Mad Saber, our friendship is over. In all honesty, you guys must be just jealous of how good I look. By the way, Senior Phoenix Slayer, I’ve learned a lot of skills recently… what time will you be coming by tomorrow? If you come early, you can lend me your CPU. I want to see if I can reach the master level in both the saber riding and saber controlling techniques. When the time comes, I would be able to control a saber and take the head of an enemy from a thousand miles away. It feels great just thinking about it.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “…” F*ck, I almost forgot I still owe Song Shuhang three usages of my CPU. Ugh, CPU my ass! It’s my innate ability, I’m not some kind of computer. Every time Song Shuhang brings up this topic, he always ends up infecting me.

“Also, Senior Phoenix Slayer, you should advance at a faster pace, alright?” Song Shuhang said seriously. “See, I’m already at the Fourth Stage Realm now. In a few years or maybe a few decades, when I’ve already ascended to the Fifth Stage Realm, it will be meaningless to borrow your CPU.”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “👋🏼 End of friendship!” Heavens, all the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group have already given up hope comparing themselves to your practice speed, alright?

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “@Tyrannical Saber Song One, just a friendly reminder: even if you’re able to achieve the master level in the ‘saber controlling technique’, don’t think about taking an enemy’s head from a thousand miles away. The bodies of Fourth Stage cultivators still have ‘innate true yuan,’ and the quality of such energy still isn’t enough to do so. As you’ve just reached the Fourth Stage, even being able to control the saber from a thousand meters away is already not bad. If you were to send you the saber further, it might not have enough energy to come back after taking the head of the enemy. At that time, you would have to walk all the way to your saber to retrieve it. Hahaha.”

Song Shuhang: “…”

‘Whoosh~’ the saber flies away, and after cutting off the head of the enemy, I’d have to chase after it and retrieve it myself?

This is too depressing!

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “Therefore, you should at least wait until you’ve reached the Fifth Stage Realm—after your ‘innate true yuan’ has transformed into spiritual energy—before even thinking about taking the head of your enemy from a thousand miles away. If you don’t feel good about it, then just ascend to the Fifth Stage this year. Hahaha.”

Song Shuhang: “…”

“Actually, it isn’t that difficult to solve the problem of the treasured saber not being able to fly back,” Fairy Lychee suddenly said.

Song Shuhang: “Elder Sister Lychee, do tell.”

…Ever since the last time he sought death, he no longer dared to call Lychee ‘Mama’, as Fairy Lychee gave him a taste of her windmill spin.

“If your treasured saber were to fly off, then just let it be. Hahahaha, this way, you won’t have to go run around and pick up the saber,” Fairy Lychee said while laughing.

Song Shuhang: “…”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “…”

Su Clan’s Sixteen: “…”

True Monarch Northern River: “…”