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Chapter 210: What to do if you were in seclusion for so long that you grew hemorrhoids?

Translator: Stardu5t Editor: Kurisu

Senior Brother Three Realms said he wanted to send a USB flash drive containing the ❮Immovable Body of the Buddha❯, but did he casually send a person along with it?

That couldn’t be the case, right? Just as Song Shuhang was thinking about it, that black flying sword already got closer and closer.

And then… there was indeed a person on it.

He was a little bald-headed boy, roughly around 8 years old, with his mouth making shrieks with the same rhythmic tempo as Song Shuhang at that time.

This little baldy was chubby and plump, his whole face was round, and his eyes very big. He had the kind of look that people were generally fond of—the cute little fatty look that made people wish they could nibble his face whenever they see it.

But at this time, tears were gushing from the cute small monk’s eyes… due to the extreme speed of the flying sword, his mucus and saliva were flying behind him and his little face turned pale due to excessive fright.

The last time Senior White sent Song Shuhang, he had created a layer of light and glued Song Shuhang to it.

However, there was no layer of light between the small monk’s body and the surface of the flying sword. It was purely the ‘material delivering flying sword’ technique.

At this moment, the small monk was tenaciously clinging onto the flying sword with his whole body in order not to fall from the flying sword. Luckily, his monk’s robes, which were made from some unknown material, did not get torn or cut by the sharp flying sword when he was hugging onto it tightly. Hence, he did not get cut into half by the flying sword.

The only thing that was better than Song Shuhang was that his hair wouldn’t become like Shamate 1 youths’ broom-like hair or ‘exploded’ hair—for the small monk did not have any hair to begin with.

”Senior White, is my vision getting worse lately, or do I see a small monk on the flying sword?”

”Yeah, there is a small monk,” Senior White nodded calmly.

”Damn, there really is a small monk on it. Didn’t Senior Brother Three Realms only send a USB flash drive? Why did he send along a small monk?” Song Shuhang pinched his chin. Suddenly, both his eyes lit up and said, ”Senior White, could it be that this small monk is the ‘sword spirit’ of the flying sword?”

”No, you think too much.” Senior White calmly continued, ”That is just an ordinary First Stage small monk who just completed the Foundation Establishment.”

”…” Song Shuhang felt his scalp swell—his subconsciousness was telling him that, perhaps, this could be another huge trouble knocking on his door.

”Swoosh!”

The flying sword gracefully landed in front of Senior White, steadily floating in midair.

The small monk finally stopped screaming.

A moment later, he reached out with his hands and wiped his tears and attempted to get up from the flying sword with both legs trembling. However, his legs were too wobbly—he tried getting up quite a number of times but failed.

”Hello, benefactors.” The small monk was laying on the sword with his palms put together in a respectful greeting. Then, he turned his head towards Song Shuhang in a robot-like manner asking, ”Benefactor, can you lend me a helping hand...? My legs are wobbly, I can’t get down.”

Song Shuhang forced a laugh and was preparing to pick the small monk up.

Senior White suddenly started pondering seriously and started chanting the sword formula as he said, ”Shuhang, that fella Three Realms most likely sent the wrong item. I feel that we should send the flying sword and the small monk back.”

”Oh, oh, yeah, you’re right.” Song Shuhang nodded, ”But Senior, can you use this sword?”

At that time, Medicine Master was unable to activate Great Master Profound Principle’s flying sword and even needed Song Shuhang’s help in sending the flying sword back via express delivery.

Venerable White replied, ”Don’t worry, this time Monk Profound Principle had already undid the lock on the flying sword. His disciple Three Realms could use it, I can also activate the flying sword and channel my spiritual energy into it and send it flying back.”

”Don’t do it, no… this small monk will die!” The small monk was unable to maintain his stern look and started shouting.