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She spent all day inside the size-reducing purse, and she should have been very bored. Fortunately, there were now things like smartphones, and she could go online to watch movies. She also had several cultivation-related medicinal pills next to her, and she could practice while binge-watching TV series. As such, she wasn’t really that bored in the end.

Still… what about the phone’s password?

Sigh, Song Shuhang was as foolish as ever. In the capacity of a small monster onion that always followed him around, none of his actions could escape her eyes. Let alone his phone’s password… she even knew the password to Shuhang’s online wallet.

Lady Onion was only waiting for Song Shuhang to return to school and stop running about everywhere. At that time, she would finally try to buy things online using Song Shuhang’s account.

Meanwhile, in the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

Lady Onion was using Song Shuhang’s account to ask the seniors for some help with regards to the invisible sword insects.

Tyrannical Saber Song One: “Help: One lone Shuhang was surrounded by a group of sword insects, the scene is a bloody one! Does any of the seniors have any suggestions?

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Sword Insect [Shuhang] Sword Insect

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This is how the current situation looks. This is urgent.”

Not too long ago, Song Shuhang had changed his name in the group to ‘Tyrannical Saber Song One’. After that, he had never taken the time to change it back. Recently, his daoist name in the group had been Tyrannical Saber Song One.

The first to respond was Northern River’s Loose Cultivator.

Right, Northern River’s Loose Cultivator had also changed his daoist name.

His current daoist name in the group was True Monarch Northern River, which did indeed sound better than Northern River’s Loose Cultivator.

But regardless of whether his name was Northern River’s Loose Cultivator or True Monarch Northern River, he continued to be the Nine Provinces Number One Group’s always-online holy warrior.

True Monarch Northern River: “…One lone Shuhang?”

Tyrannical Saber Song One: “Replying to Senior Northern River, this is Lady Onion using Song Shuhang’s account. That lone Song Shuhang is currently surrounded by invisible sword insects, and isn’t able to get online.

“So that was the case.” True Monarch Northern River said, “Anyway, I haven’t had much contact with invisible sword insects. I do, however, seem to remember having seen the travel records of a cultivator who had encountered and dealt with them. I’ll go look for it.”

Tyrannical Saber Song One: “Do hurry up, Senior Northern River. Whether or not Song Shuhang will be cut up into pieces by those invisible sword insects depends on the speed at which you are able to reply.”

True Monarch Northern River: “…”

Young Master Phoenix Slayer: “This scene is simply bloody!”

True Monarch Fallout: “Truly bloody, indeed!”

Fairy Lychee: “Bloody +1”

Fairy Dongfang Six: “Lady Onion, tell Song Shuhang to use ocular techniques!” Fairy Dongfang Six was well versed in the ❮Nine Bewitching Dance Steps❯, and the signature of this move, the ‘Bewitching Eyes’, excelled in breaking illusions.

“Fairy Dongfang, Song Shuhang doesn’t have any ocular techniques, and his Eye Aperture’s talent can only achieve a ‘bullet time’ effect, which isn’t any good for seeing invisible sword insects,” Lady Onion replied.

Thrice Reckless Mad Saber: “Speaking of invisible sword insects, I’ve always wondered something. Even though they aren’t perceivable through a cultivator’s sight or mental energy, they do still exist, right? Since they’re physical entities, can’t you just pour a bucket of dye or sprinkle some powder on them to reveal their positions? Even if their ability to become invisible is outstanding, it still shouldn’t be able to turn the dye invisible as well, right?”

Tyrant Flood Dragon wants to father a football team: “Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless’ idea is feasible.”

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “[Picture of a cute puppy].”

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: [Picture of the head of a dog being furiously rubbed— wait a moment!].

Sun Splitting Halberd Guo Da: “This can’t be right, you’re definitely not Thrice Reckless! Who are you, and by what means did you steal Thrice Reckless Mad Saber’s account? Are you Senior Spirit Butterfly? Senior Spirit Butterfly, are you using Brother Thrice Reckless’ account to chat with us?”