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Fairy Nectarine: “Have Lychee attack him. Lychee is participating in this Immortal Feast.”

Fairy Lychee said, “No can do. I can’t afford to provoke him.”

Daoist Priest Watermelon sighed sadly, and said, “I have a bad feeling.”

After Sage Monarch Melon Eater’s ‘whoever is a coward is a watermelon’ sentence, he was afraid that he was going to have multiple new nicknames.

For example, Cowardly Melon.

In the Nine Provinces Number One Group.

“I’m here! Thrice Reckless, die!” Fairy Dongfang Six typed in the group. “Take this blow from me. I’m going to smash this tank right through your little house!”

Su Clan’s Seven anxiously said, “Little house? Wait, Six, stop messing around. Thrice Reckless is not in the house. Currently, there is only me, an unknown scholar, an unknown Fairy A, and an unknown Tyrannical Song B.” Just as Song Shuhang, Soft Feather, and the mysterious scholar arrived at their destination, Fairy Dongfang Six rushed over with her vehicle.

From what she was saying, she seemed to be driving a tank.

Fairy Dongfang Six hurriedly said, “Where is Thrice Reckless?”

When the Bright Moon Appears: “Fellow Daoist Thrice Reckless has already gone to the Immortal Feast’s venue to record videos. Didn’t you see him post those three videos on Profound Sages arriving at the Immortal Feast in the group chat?”

“Crap, I didn’t see the messages in the group just now. Alright, I’m going to find him and run him over.” Fairy Dongfang Six said, “But before I run thrice Reckless over, can someone tell me how to brake when driving a tank?”

Su Clan’s Seven said anxiously, “Huh? I don’t know how to apply the brakes with tanks. What type of tank are you driving?”

(Blank account]: “Turn the steering wheel first. I can see you, you’re going to hit us soon!”

Song Shuhang stood at the window, and he saw an ‘invisible’, floating armored vehicle rushing toward the house where they were in.

“Not good.” Fairy Dongfang Six shouted, “The steering wheel broke!”

When the Bright Moon Appears: “Is it too late to stop the vehicle?” Song Shuhang: “…” Su Clan’s Seven smiled bitterly, and said, “Retreat, this house is done for.”

Fairy Dongfang Six jumped out of the tank with a cool pose and shouted, “Run away~”

“Boom!!” The tank hit the small house.

The small house shook violently a few times, but stubbornly resisted the impact.

Song Shuhang stood at the window with his right hand stretched out forward.

He had activated the (Steel Hands Technique), the (Scholarly Indestructible Body of the Buddha), and the (Holy Ape Dragon Power Technique)Eleven Ancient Holy Apes holding scholarly scriptures had also appeared, squatting behind Song Shuhang as if cheering for their master.

Song Shuhang manage to hold back the armored vehicle.

The impact force was much smaller than Song Shuhang had imagined, and he could easily block it with one hand. Despite Fairy Dongfang Six saying that she was going to crush Thrice Reckless, the force of the impact was actually very low.

While he was in thought, there were several eyes in the distance that seemed to penetrate space and look at him.

[Tyrannical Song!)

(Tyrannical Scholar!)

(That should be him. The first Sage with two Sage Names.)

Profound Sage Tyrannical Song had been exposed.