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To the forever young and beautiful Pavilion Master Chu:

How are you? Even today, are you going to stay holed up in the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion and not come out?

Below is the main paragraph.

Firstly, congratulations on reaching the Ninth Stage Realm. You’re just as strong as I thought. No matter how strong your inner demons are, they can’t stop you.

The previous time, when I saw your divinity show, I was moved to tears, shedding the 100th teardrop of my life. Among these 100 teardrops, I shed over 90 because people beat up me, and only 8 because I was moved. Therefore, you can guess how precious these tears were. If I have an opportunity the next time, I’ll mail them to you so that you can collect them.

In addition, I know that you’ve been trying to find your path and take the final step.

Under other circumstances, I would congratulate you on approaching the Immortal Realm, but given the current situation, I must warn you.

I ask of you to take things easy and slow down before stepping on your path. There’d be no coming back once you took this step, and now isn’t the right time to enter the Immortal Realm.

This is a very important matter, and I must urge you again. Take things easy and don’t take this last step.

Normally, you’d have to repeat important matters thrice, but I believe you, and I think twice would be enough. After all, you are a quick-witted girl.

As for the reason why you have to refrain from taking this last step, I can’t write it in the letter. It’s not that I don’t want to tell you, it’s that I’m unable to write it down or tell you.

Believe me, I won’t harm you.

Believe me, I’ll always be on your side.

Believe me, even if I were to sell you, you’d still be by my side counting the money we made.

Now the best wishes!

I wish you to stay healthy, have a good appetite, and eat well.

Your best friend, Song One.

Time: I forgot what time is today. Anyway, you always stay in the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion, so it’s not like you care about the time.

Song Shuhang: “…”

He now understood why this letter had been crumpled into a ball.

Slow-Witted Song was likely the carrier of the ‘Thrice Reckless Disease’ in ancient times. Even while writing letters, he wouldn’t forget to provoke people.

If he were Pavilion Master Chu, he’d have done the same to this latter. In addition, he would have mailed Slow-Witted Song 10,000— no, that would be too little. He’d have mailed him 100,000 grass mud horses so that they could trample him to death.

In the letter, it was mentioned that Slow-Witted Song was beaten up in the past, shedding over 90 teardrops. It was really great news, and it filled one with happiness. However, it was unknown if he’d shed one teardrop after each beating or if he shed more in a single session. If he’d shed one teardrop per beating, it meant that he’d been beaten up more than 90 times.

However, Slow-Witted Song getting beaten to tears wasn’t the most important thing in the letter. The most important thing was that he wanted to warn Pavilion Master Chu and advise her not to step on her path to immortality.

What was the reason?

Would she be in danger if she became an Immortal? Moreover, Slow-Witted Song said that there would be no turning back after this step was taken.

Pavilion Master Chu had obviously already read the letter. Was this the reason she hadn’t taken this last step and entered the Immortal Realm?

Just as Song Shuhang was in deep thought, Daoist Umbrella returned downstairs with a cup of tea.

“Senior Tyrannical Song, please drink the tea.” Daoist Umbrella happily gave him the hot cup of tea.

Song Shuhang had no choice but to take the cup. Then, he looked inside the cup, and it turned out that it was half-filled with tea leaves and some water.

Heavens, did he even forget how to make tea?

This cup half-filled with tea leaves… is it supposed to be a meal?

Daoist Umbrella seemed to have really treated it as a meal. After drinking the little water in his cup, he threw the tea leaves in his mouth and started to chew, happily eating them.

Song Shuhang: “…”

“Senior Tyrannical Song, aren’t you going to drink? These tea leaves are really great. The only problem is that it feels somewhat bitter if you chew them too much,” Daoist Umbrella said.

Song Shuhang said, “Anyway, for how long can you remember things?” He’d even forgotten how to perform these daily life tasks. How was he able to continue his life in the Crystal-Clear Water Pavilion before?