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Chapter 439: Soft Feather with tears streaming down her face

Translator: GodBrandy Editor: Kurisu

On the live broadcast, the host kept gasping with admiration. True Monarch Yellow Mountain isnʼt an established senior for nothing. Earlier, he didnʼt carelessly increase the speed of his hand-guided tractor. He modified his tractor by perfectly merging cultivation and scientific elements. From the start up until now, his speed has always been stable, and this stable and steady pace allowed him to overtake several other fellow daoists.

Song Shuhang shot a glance at True Monarch Yellow Mountain who almost caught up to him and forced a smile, saying, ”Senior Yellow Mountain, didnʼt you say that you were going to participate only for fun?”

Since he was participating for fun, he should be happy by just participating! Why was he putting in so much effort and even fighting for the first place?!

Song Shuhang absolutely had to place within the first ten! If True Monarch Yellow Mountain were to suddenly get serious and fight for the first ten places as well, it would be very troublesome for him!

”Hehe… what can I say. I didnʼt expect that your modifying skills would be so bad. I casually modified my hand-guided tractor, and Iʼm merely participating for fun, and yet, I was able to surpass so many of you guys.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain laughed out loud.

At this time, Song Shuhang felt the aura of a big and sinister school bully spread from True Monarch Yellow Mountainʼs body.

It was particularly annoying, and it made others feel like punching him in the face.

”Anyway, good luck, little friend Shuhang. Keep going and you might still place amongst the first ten. In the meantime, Iʼll take my leave.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain laughed and grabbed the steering wheel of the tractor tightly. Next, he steadily and firmly surpassed Song Shuhangʼs hand-guided tractor number 44 by half the length of a vehicle while continuously shaking along with his own tractor.

True Monarch Yellow Mountain is worthy of his name. What a steady and flawless performance. Now, letʼs congratulate the contestant number 5, True Monarch Yellow Mountain, for temporarily taking the lead in the hand-guided tractor competition… eh? It seems someone is shouting. The sound is very large… wait, it seems to be a song? Is one of the spectators cheering for the contestants? In that case, letʼs try to catch the sound with the speakers.

Soon after, a crisp and melodious voice was transmitted from the ʼeight-trigram information collecting formationʼ to the whole world of cultivators.

”The fragrance of blooming flower baskets~ Hear this song of mine~ Come to the great Yellow Mountain~ Itʼs a beautiful place with beautiful sceneries~ There are crops everywhere~ with a stupid Yellow Mountain all over the place~”

Doudouʼs ʼSong of the Stupid Yellow Mountainʼ shook the entire world!

The host, Jiang Shan, was dumbstruck.

”Pfff…” On the cloud-shaped magical treasures, the majority of the spectators almost burst out in laughter.

Those that werenʼt able to understand what was going on had a confused expression on their face… for example the disciples of the Chu Family. They couldnʼt understand why the seniors around were holding their laughter back.

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True Monarch Yellow Mountainʼs expression darkened.

He had been careless and forgot to mute Doudou earlier, giving him an opportunity to create trouble.

Maybe he should really prepare some dog meat hotpot this evening...

Next, True Monarch Yellow Mountain activated a sealing technique and roared, ”Muting technique!”

On the clouds, the collar of a lovely pekingese shone slightly. Soon after, the lovely pekingese was unable to use human language again and could only bark.

However, a ray of wisdom flashed through the dog eyes of the pekingese… Stupid Yellow Mountain, youʼre too naive!

The same skill wonʼt work twice on me!

Doudou calmly moved away, revealing a huge loudspeaker and a music player hidden beneath his body.

Then, he stretched out his claw and pressed on the music player.

”The fragrance of blooming flower baskets~ Hear this song of mine~”

The world-shaking ʼSong of the Stupid Yellow Mountainʼ played once more.

The song was light-hearted and with a simple tune. It had terse lyrics and was very good to read aloud.