The Sweetest Medicine

Chapter 282: Like Me, No One But Me

Translator: Yunyi Editor: Yunyi

“Even if you drink it, there’s no point, you will only vomit it back out. Just let me apply acupuncture on you and drink some wild vegetable water after.”

Yu Gangan spoke gently, but Elder Jiang responded with a loud complaint, “Who said there’s no point? Hurry and fetch me water.”

Yu Gangan was a bit helpless when faced with the man’s refusal to listen, “Your stomach is like a full glass of water. What will happen if you add more water to it? It will only overflow.”

“Rubbish. I didn’t eat anything, how could my stomach be full?” Elder Jiang yelled.

“You didn’t eat anything, but your stomach is full of air so you can’t squeeze any food into it, including liquids. Otherwise, why would you keep vomiting?” Yu Gangan replied.

Elder Jiang was rendered speechless.

Yu Gangan looked at the man and carefully considered whether she should throw a critical attack.

She laughed gently and said without restraint, “You vomit whenever you eat. Those that don’t know might even think you’re pregnant.”

No one had ever spoken to the old man like that. Elder Jiang was so angry, he slammed his hands on the blanket. But, the blanket was soft, so the impact wasn’t very powerful.

“You stupid brat. It appears as though you’re dating my grandson. Do you know who I am? I am Fang Zhihan’s grandfather. If you talk to me like that, aren’t you afraid that I won’t let you marry my grandson?!” he yelled.

He huffed and puffed in anger like he was about to faint any minute.

The threat in his eyes was obvious. If he fainted, she would immediately take the blame.

If that happened, the guilt on her body would be impossible to wash away.

But, Yu Gangan was unafraid. She looked at the old man and smiled slightly, “I am a doctor. If you faint, I can apply a needle and you will wake right up. If you don’t wake up, I can use another method. Your threats don’t work on me.”

The old man was speechless again.

He was so angry he didn’t know what to say. All he could do was glare at Yu Gangan and roll his eyes.

“Also, I need to explain to you, I’m not dating your grandson. Your grandson is pursuing me and I’m still considering whether to accept him,” Yu Gangan added.

The old man opened his eyes wide in shock and doubt, “What? My grandson is pursuing you and you’re still considering it?”

Yu Gangan nodded her head lightly, “Yes.”

Her response was deliberately high-pitched as she smiled and her eyes lit up like stars.

The old man was so angry, he really almost fainted.

“Look at yourself. Your body is flat like pickled vegetables, your facial features are plain, and your medical skills are useless, it’s your luck that my grandson is interested in you. What is there to consider?!” he yelled.

Yu Gangan smiled sweetly, “That’s true, my body is flat like pickled vegetables, my facial features are plain, and my medical skills are useless, but it’s also true that your grandson likes me and wants to pursue me. He doesn’t want anyone but me. I can’t help it either.”

After she finished speaking, she spread her palms in a stressed manner.

The old man’s yelling was useless, and so were his threats. Burning in anger, he pointed at Yu Gangan and said, “Would you believe it if I hit you?”

Yu Gangan pulled out a gold needle from her bag and said, “Would you believe it if I stab you?”

The long gold needle gave the old man a fright.

He couldn’t believe it, “You stupid brat! You’re so evil at such a young age!”

Yu Gangan gasped, “Oh, I’ve been discovered.”

Elder Jiang: “…”