The Male Main’s Uncle Is Openly Obsessed With Me

Chapter 109: Suffocating Rainbow Farts

On the other side of the conversation, Huo Chenhuan read Su Yayan’s message and frowned. He was reminded of his fear of the term ‘elderly’ since her first-ever livestream.

MulberryTreeInTheMountain: [only elderlies can consume it? Can’t the younger ones drink it too?]

Su Yayan could feel the grief and resentment emitting from a certain someone beyond the phone screen. She burst out in a giggle.

Yan: [of course they can, you’re the lucky draw recipient of this soup, you can drink it however you wish to. (respectful.jpg)]

Huo Chenhuan’s hard expression softened as he waited eagerly for his ‘spoils of war’.

At his side, Gu Shaoyang, who had witnessed the entire exchange raised both his eyebrows, and with a faint cough, he poked. “Young Master, are you always so stolid when you chat with Ms. Su?”

“Stolid?” Huo Chenhuan narrowed his eyes as he looked at him quizzically.

Sweat beaded on Gu Shaoyang’s forehead as he explained under immense pressure. “Yeah, you’re now bearing the identity of Ms. Su’s livestream audience, which is someone who likes her. If you remain with your current style when you talk to her, wouldn’t it feel a little too emotionless? If that’s the case, Ms. Su might feel like you’re not too approachable and sooner or later, she may not take the initiative to talk to you anymore.”

Huo Chenhuan’s face tensed up. He frowned. “How do I make myself not stolid? How do normal fans talk to the people they like?”

Gu Shaoyang paused and gave a semi-reliable answer. “Use rainbow farts then.”

“Rainbow… Farts?”

“It means fawning our idols with all kinds of praises.”

Huo Chenhuan’s eyes gleamed slightly and thought that it was doable.

“Where can I see these fans’ rainbow farts?”

“Easy peasy, lemme search it up.” Gu Shaoyang immediately searched online for common and famous rainbow farts used by fans, and within minutes, he had found a slightly more reliable website with some form of guide.

As Huo Chenhuan tapped into the website, he was nearly blinded by the barrage of rainbow farts before his eyes.

Beginner Level Rainbow Farts

[Are you sure beauty like this still exists?]

[I could stare at your beautiful face forever.]

[Let’s go, you’re the best, baby! You’re the cutest kid in town from today onwards!]

[Did you grow up eating ‘cuteness’? Who is this phenomenal cutie-pie?]

Intermediate Level Rainbow Farts

[The sparkle in your eyes ignited a bushfire within my heart, and that’s why you’ll be in my heart, unforgettable, forever.]

[From the moment I saw you, Cupid had shot his arrow straight to my heart. From then on, I am undeniably clear of the realization – I’m in love!]

[All the kingdoms are incomparable to your smile, the vast mountains and seas are no match for even one of your tears.]

Advanced Level Rainbow Farts

[Your eyes held the entire universe in them, carrying thousands and millions of galaxies within them. Your nose ridge fairs greater than all majestic mountains, more stunning than the lofty mountain range. Your lips glimmer like the midnight roses, alluring and full of passion. You’re so pure and sincere, your mannerisms are genuine yet charming, making it hard for people to keep their eyes off you. Even so, my utmost favorite is still your heart of gold – precious, tender, and wholesomely unadulterated. People first notice your beauty, but stayed because of who you are. Fly courageously, baby, xxx will be by your side, forever!]

Huo Chenhuan, “…”

Did he really have to use such an exaggerated manner to speak to his wife from now on?

At this very moment, the stern yet inwardly enamoring Huo-old-man-Chenhuan felt as though he had opened an unspeakable door and it made him feel a little… suffocated!