Reincarnation: I Married My Ex’s Brother

Chapter 322: I’ll Kill You If You Don’t Shut Up

Soon, the firefighters arrived and so did the ambulance.

Jiaren Wu did not specialize in dealing with assassinations, so these things were not for her to handle. She went home with Wei Shuyi. On the way, she took a bottle of mineral water to wash her nose and said, “This smoke is really bad.”

“The moment you rushed in, weren’t you afraid that you wouldn’t be able to come out?” Wei Shuyi admired police officers. They were really people who didn’t care about life and death at all times.

Jiaren Wu replied, “I would’ve always made it out.”

“Yeah?”

“You were waiting for me. How could I not come out?”

Hearing this, Wei Shuyi felt extremely comfortable.

He parked the car by the side of the road and turned back to meet Jiaren Wu’s puzzled gaze. “Get out,” he said.

Jiaren Wu looked out of the window. A row of shops were outside. Why did we stop here? Are we going down to buy something?

Wei Shuyi urged her, “Hurry up!”

Jiaren Wu got out of the car in confusion.

Not seeing Wei Shuyi get out of the car, she got even more confused. Just as she was about to ask, Wei Shuyi pushed open the door of the passenger seat. Jiaren Wu raised her eyebrows, and Wei Shuyi pretended to be cold as she said to her, “Get in.”

Jiaren Wu stared at him.

“Are you sure?”

Wei Shuyi snorted.

He alighted from the driver’s seat and walked past Jiaren Wu. He bent down and pushed her into the passenger seat.

“Mrs. Wei, sit properly.”

When Jiaren Wu heard him call her Mrs. Wei, she felt even more comfortable.

After Wei Shuyi sat down, he saw that Jiaren Wu was still sitting in her seat, not moving at all. Even though her hands were free, she still refused to put on her seatbelt. Letting out a helpless and indulgent sigh, he said, “I’m giving you some face, but you’re already asking for more, right?” After saying that, he leaned over and helped Jiaren Wu buckle her seatbelt.

Jiaren Wu finally looked satisfied.

The car drove back to Wei Shuyi’s house.

The car was silent for nearly three minutes when Jiaren Wu suddenly spoke.

“Say it again.”

Wei Shuyi was speechless. What does she mean?

Although he was complaining in his heart, Wei Shuyi was very cooperative. “Mrs. Wei.”

Jiaren Wu softly repeated “Mrs. Wei’s.” The more she thought about it, the more pleasant it sounded.

The word “Mrs.” was not very pleasant to hear. The surname Wei next to her name sounded especially nice to her.

“Hubby,” she said.

Luckily, there was a red light, and Wei Shuyi had stopped the car early.

He coldly said, “Shut up!”

Not only did Jiaren Wu not shut up, but she also became even more persistent. “Hubby.”

“If you don’t shut up, I’ll kill you!”

Hearing Jiaren Wu call him her husband, Wei Shuyi felt goosebumps all over his body.

His face was tense and his expression was solemn, causing Jiaren Wu’s heart to itch.

With a sly look in her eyes, Jiaren Wu said, “Then I won’t call you Hubby anymore.”

She gave up so easily. Wei Shuyi was both surprised and relieved.

The green light came on.

Just as Wei Shuyi drove past the traffic lights, Jiaren Wu suddenly turned her head to look at Wei Shuyi. Her gaze was deep and serious. Wei Shuyi focused on driving and tried his best not to look at her. Jiaren Wu looked at him for a while before saying, “Lady Shuyi.”

Wei Shuyi was dumbfounded. If he wasn’t driving, he would have slapped her.

Jiaren Wu carefully observed Wei Shuyi’s expression and changed her greeting. “Then Eunuch Wei?”

Wei Shuyi’s face darkened.

What kind of nonsense is that?

“Hubby, Eunuch Wei, Lady Shuyi. You can choose one.” In the past, she was willing to address him as “Brother Wei” or “Teacher Wei.” Now, the nature of these titles was even viler.

Wei Shuyi heaved a sigh of relief as if he were trying to expel all the anger and frustration inside him.

He placed his long fingers on his forehead and sighed. “I guess hubby is the best.” At least, he was a man.

Lady Shuyi meant his gender had changed, and Eunuch was neither male nor female.

Who could he blame?

He thanked Father Wei and Mother Wei for giving him a name that could be both male and female.

When Jiaren Wu saw that he had finally relented, her lips curled into a triumphant smile.

On the way home, Jiaren Wu kept addressing Wei Shuyi as her husband.