The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism

Chapter 260: Do you think of me as an Idiot?

Translator: CKtalon Editor: CKtalon

Lone Wolf sped up and overtook him.

This repeated a few times before Jiang Ye exclaimed like he had seen a ghost, “What the fuck!? This darn dog is already running at a hundred and thirty-five! Am I fucking dreaming?”

The girl leaned her back tightly against her seat, as she shouted with a pale face. “Slow down! SLOW DOWN!”

Meanwhile, by the field up ahead a father and son pair was sitting. They had just pulled out two melons from the mechanical water pool beside them. The son asked, “Dad, you watch the animal world daily, so let me ask you. Which animal runs the fastest in the world?”

The father laughed out loud. “That can’t stump me. I might not be good in other things, but I’m definitely half an expert when it comes to those aspects of animals. Ordinary college students are no match for me. The world’s fastest animal is the cheetah. Its fastest recorded speed is a hundred and thirty kilometers an hour! They are the fastest land animal, the short-distance running champion!”

The son was just about to praise him when he turned his head. His eyes stared straight as he subconsciously asked, “Dad, how fast is that dog running?”

“Dog? Dogs are useless. If we talk about running, their wolf ancestors are much more impressive. They can run sixty kilometers an hour. More importantly, wolves have stamina and are great at running. Humans are more useless. We can’t run fast and we are lacking in stamina…” As the father prattled on, he heard the sound of an engine. He frowned and cursed, “Which death-seeking asshole is racing on such a narrow strip of road? Is he sick of living?”

The father turned his head and was dumbfounded.

He saw a pickup truck zooming forward. It was racing as if it was on a highway!

Even stranger, a wolf was was running even faster than the pickup truck! Its mouth was wide open, its tongue flailing freely with the wind. It looked a little silly but its eyes were filled with focus. It’s sped across the road like a bullet!

The pickup truck and Lone Wolf whistled past them.

The son asked, “Dad, was that a cheetah?”

“%…#$#…”

At that moment, a white figure flashed past them, leaving a sparkling bald head to be admired by the father-son duo. The figure’s baggy and loose monk robes fluttered in the wind, as he took one slow step after another, but his speed was exceedingly fast! He did not appear to be any slower than the pickup truck or the wolf. He maintained a fixed distance.

“Dad, is that two-legged figure a cheetah? Why doesn’t it have any fur?” The son watched in a daze.

The father felt a string of curses run through his mind. He also wished to ask what the hell that was. He had been figuratively smacked in the face ruthlessly. He had just mentioned that wolves didn’t run that fast and here was one traveling at more than a hundred kilometers an hour. He just said how useless humans were when a monk walked at more than a hundred kilometers an hour!

The father pinched himself and felt pain… It was not a dream! Now could someone explain to him what the hell was happening? Did the only real-life documentary show on the only channel he could receive be faked? The father began to doubt his life

Another person had even greater doubts about life. He was none other than Jiang Ye!

“God! I can’t press down on the accelerator more. Yet, this darn dog can still speed up!?” Jiang Ye was close to tears. His pickup truck was not considered a prominent brand. Its maximum speed was around a hundred and thirty kilometers an hour. Any faster and it would skid and he would lose control. Although he remained indignant, he did not wish to fool around with his life.

The moment his mind wandered, his girlfriend suddenly exclaimed, “Traffic police…”

Jiang Ye jumped in fright when he heard that. He quickly hit the brakes but as an experienced driver, he did not slam the brakes when he saw the traffic police but slowly braked. However, the braking alone caused a screeching sound that caught the attention of the policeman who was drinking water by a water pool. The policeman turned his head and was amused. He had stopped his car by the side of the road to drink a mouthful of water but he still managed to catch an offender throwing himself at him! He threw away the water in his hand as he walked over with a chuckle. However, he failed to notice the two white figures that had long opened up a distance from him.