Lifetime of Bliss And Contentment With You

Chapter 932: I’ll Show You What It’s Like to Be Beautiful and Wise

“Okay, please listen to the question!” Lin Yan replied solemnly.

“Ptui! Females can hardly amount to much. Just bring it on. I’ll show you what it means to be both beautiful and wise!” Zhang San sneered.

“There is a 50-yuan note and a 100-yuan note on the floor. Which one would you pick up?” Lin Yan stared at Zhang San.

“This… How is this an intelligence comparison? Are you insulting me?”

Zhang San flew into a rage when he heard Lin Yan’s question. He felt offended.

“That’s right. What kind of retarded question is this? You are looking down on my big brother’s intelligence!” Li Si echoed repeatedly.

Lin Yan was speechless…

“You don’t have to care so much about my question. Just answer it. If I lose, I will admit it. Why, is Senior Zhang a sore loser?” Lin Yan sneered coldly.

“Ha ha! Me, a sore loser? What a joke! What a joke! I will make you pay for your arrogance and ignorance today!” Zhang San glared at Lin Yan. “If you dropped a note worth 50 yuan and one worth 100 yuan, I would definitely pick up the 100-yuan note!”

“Brother, you can’t be too greedy. Pick up the 50 yuan!” said Li Si with a frown.

“Pick up what? I’ll pick up the 100 yuan!” Zhang San glanced at Li Si.

“I believe that the most important thing in life is having a sense of justice. You can’t be too greedy. Just pick up the 50,” said Li Si after a moment of silence.

“Hmph, don’t you want to eat drumsticks tonight? If I pick up the 100 yuan, it will be enough for us to eat a good meal. If I pick up the 50 yuan, it will only be enough for me to eat a good meal alone. Do you want me to pick up the 100 or 50 yuan? Tell me, I’ll listen to you,” Zhang San said.

Li Si hesitated for a moment. “Then… let’s pick up the 100 yuan and buy more drumsticks.”

“Little girl, I’ll pick up the 100 yuan. Are you convinced?” Zhang San glanced at Lin Yan with a smirk.

The corners of Lin Yan’s mouth curled up. “Senior Zhang San, are you sure you want to pick up the 100 yuan?”

“That’s right. I’m sure I want to pick up the 100. Only a fool would pick up the 50. What kind of bullsh*t question is that? Is there anything harder?” Zhang San said.

“Senior Zhang San, I think you’re quite silly.” Lin Yan chuckled.

“What do you mean by that? Are you unwilling to accept the bet?” Zhang San was furious.

“Senior Zhang San, do you want to know which note I’d pick up?” asked Lin Yan.

“Which one?” Zhang San asked subconsciously.

“I’d pick up both the 50 yuan and the 100 yuan.” Lin Yan suppressed her laughter. These two brothers were really silly!

“Huh? Both?”

Zhang San was dumbfounded.

Forget about Zhang San. Even Li Si was also a little surprised.

“Wait… You, you didn’t say that I could pick them both up!” Zhang San frowned.

“But I didn’t say that you couldn’t pick them up,” replied Lin Yan.

Zhang San: “…”

Li Si: “…”

“No, no. You didn’t explain the rules clearly. If you can, come at me again. If I lose again, I will call you grandma!” Zhang San’s face turned red from anxiety.

Lin Yan was afraid that Zhang San would force her into a corner. “Sure.”

Today, she would show these two brothers what it meant to be trounced by society.

“Please listen to the question!” said Lin Yan.

“Come on, come on, come on!” Zhang San rolled up his sleeves.

“A chicken and a goose were placed in the fridge at the same time. The chicken froze to death, but the goose is still alive. Can I know why?” asked Lin Yan.

Zhang San’s face fell as his confidence vanished.