Shut Up, Malevolent Dragon! I Don’t Want to Have Any More Children With You

Vol 9. Chapter 20: That’s Not How You’re Supposed to Use Your Ability, You Bastard!”

“Damn it—your ability isn’t meant to be used like this!”

The entire couple challenge would take place inside the shop.

Which meant there wouldn’t be any major events, or adventure-type project content.

And Leon guessed it would just be things like puzzle minigames.

Like that series of minigames he’d done with Isha back in Sky City.

He’d lost to Big Sister by a narrow margin that time, but this time was different.

This time, husband and wife were going into battle together!

As for those Brothers Dream—those two were even less of a couple, whether they were a real couple or not.

Whether it was tacit understanding, coordination, or anything else, they couldn’t even compare to him and Rosvisser—this original, genuine, authentic married couple.

So whether General Leon could snatch back the dignity he’d lost at Big Sister’s hands.

All depended on this battle!

Just looking at Old Con and Orion alone, Leon was afraid that if they kept playing brain games, even as an old veteran, Constantine still wouldn’t be his match.

And as for Orion...

That was hard to say.

All she could do was take it one step at a time.

After analyzing all the opponents, Leon held Rosvisser’s hand and walked into the shop.

“Welcome to our shop~”

The staff inside greeted them enthusiastically.

“Our shop offers all kinds of minigames, board games, and escape rooms, and we also have this month’s newest couples’ grand challenge. What would you like to play?”

“The couple challenge,” Leon said.

“OK~ This way, please~ First, register your names.”

After they finished registering, the staff led them through a long corridor and into the exclusive area for the couple challenge.

The first room didn’t have any special props—only a table, and on the table were three timers.

Just as Leon had thought, they were all puzzle-style minigames.

“This is right, this is right~

Daily life should stay a little farther away from all that killing and fighting~

The rules for the first stage of our couple challenge are very simple: in each pair, one person lies on the floor, and the other sits on their waist. Within the time limit, the couple with the most push-ups gets three points, second place gets two points, and last place gets only one point.”

The minigame rules really were simple.

They couldn’t even be called “puzzles”—it was pure physical strength.

And most importantly...

“There isn’t even a step to test whether you’re a real couple...” Rosvisser said softly.

It seemed not everyone was as distrustful of other people as Principal Wilson was.

Though if there really were such a test next, like holding hands or kissing or something, it would be a bit unfair to Isha and Old Con.

Rosvisser shook her head, pulled her thoughts back, then looked at Leon and said with a smile:

“Come on, husband. Show your manly might—it’s time for that fierce waist strength.”

Leon gave a low chuckle and dropped his voice.

“Whether my waist is good or not... shouldn’t you know best...”

Rosvisser’s face reddened, and she shot him a glare.

“Kaizer, have you ever tested how many push-ups you can do at most?”

On the other side, Isha asked.

Kaizer recalled a little, then said:

“I tried once when I was in my teens.”

Isha raised a brow and pressed with a grin. “Oh? How many?”

Kaizer shook his head with a serious expression.

“I forgot. I only remember I kept doing them from morning until evening, and in the end my sister was so hungry we only went home to eat.”

“...”

“Very good. This teammate is strong. Extremely strong,” Isha said, very satisfied.

And compared to the real married couple team and the sibling team, Constantine and Orion’s side looked much more normal.

Even though Constantine was a bit slow when it came to feelings, he still understood basic etiquette very well.

“Orion, in a moment, you can just sit on my back.”

Orion nodded. “Then I’ll be imposing on you, Mr. Constantine.”

“Alright, everyone~ If there are no problems, please go to the center of the room and get ready.

We’ll begin right away~” the staff member said.

Constantine, Leon, and Kaizer walked to the middle of the room in sequence, bent down, planted their hands on the floor, and assumed the push-up position.

The three women also got ready, standing beside their partners.

Rosvisser lightly lifted one side of her skirt—she didn’t stand on ceremony with Leon at all—and sat down directly.

Leon’s arms sank, his body pressed lower.

“Wife... are you P...”

“Shut up.”